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Woke in the middle of the nite for a pee break, and found a large black roach sauntering (rather insolently, if I might add) across the carpet. Sprayed the hell out of it, leaving it to do the dance of death across my bedroom floor.

Now I can't find where the bugger has crawled off to die.

Now I'm paranoid.

Now I have to tread carefully everywhere I go, and gingerly inspect everything I touch.

I'm never going to get any sleep now. Aarrgh.